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The countdown to Christmas is in full swing,

The lights in the towns are shining;
Where the hell will you be on Christmas day,
And with whom will you be dining?!

“Are you all ready for Christmas?”
Asks every person you see;
“Am I fuck!” you say in despair,
I’ve not even put up the tree!!

You’ve not written any cards yet,
And there’s less than 3 weeks to go!
Your kids want expensive presents,
You’re skint so you’ll have to say “no”!

The enchanting adverts can’t be escaped,
Taking everyone for a ride,
Selling shite that costs the earth,
And is instantly tossed to one side!

At least Santa’s good for one thing,
Promoting kids’ good behaviour:
“He won’t be coming if you don’t behave,
So what if it’s the birth of our saviour!”

The Yuletide stress is building up,
How on earth will you ever get ready?
What the hell will you buy for so and so,
Socks, bath stuff or a teddy?!

Nothing else can now be planned,
Until Christmas is out of the way,
The rest of life must go on hold,
‘Til well after New Year’s Day!

So you might as well drop everything,
Just enjoy the festive cheer;
Sort your decorations, cards and gifts,
 ‘Cause soon Christmas will be here! xxx

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