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A Terrifying Halloween to you,

You'll be quaking in your boots tonight;
Hope you get the fright of your life,
Chased by ghouls in the eerie moonlight!

There'll be ghosts and witches all over the place,
In packs, carrying jack-o'-lanterns
Monsters and ghosts jumping out at you,
Green-faced and red-eyed phantoms!

And that's just the trick or treaters
Out in gangs making much mischief;
Make sure you've got some treats for them,
Else they'll cause you some proper grief!

You'll get bog roll strewn around your garden,
Your windows smeared with green slimy eggs,
Maybe some dog shite through your letter box,
You're sure to be shitting in your kegs!

And if you go out to a party,
Do get spooked and have lots of fun,
Telling ghost stories right through the night,
'Til the rising of tomorrow's sun!

But if you do some apple bobbing,
Check there aren't any fiends around,
Waiting to hold your head under,
Else you'll end up being drowned!

With the devil's hound a'howling,
Giant spiders will be sailing through the door;
Hope it's a Halloween to remember,
Filled with lots of bloody gore!

xxx

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