Valentine's Day Love Poetry Personalized ~ Free Funny Valentine Poem ~ To Give 2 Your Male Suitor

I might give in to your advances,

I haven’t decided yet,
It depends on how much money you’ve got,
I decided this when we first met!

You are not much to look at,
But I suppose you wear nice attire,
I’m sure if I shut my eyes for a minute,
I can conjure up some desire!

Wine me and dine me and then I’ll decide,
Tonight on Valentine's day;
I’ll have the dearest thing on the menu,
And don’t expect me to pay!

And make sure you wear an Italian suit,
This will surely help me decide
Whether to give you my body,
Or just to take you for a ride!

Lucky you, you might have a chance,
I need a man who’s got lots of cash,
I might shag you one day but not right now,
Sorry I’ve got to dash!

(optional verse)
What was that you just said then?
You have got a ten foot willy?
Well I suppose I could stay a little longer
Leaving now would be rather silly!
xxx