You've worked your arse off all these years,

But you're still sprightly as an elf;
Before you're too old and knackered,
Go off, enjoy yourself!

It’s true, you can't take it with you,
So spend all your cash without care,
Drinking cocktails, dancing on tables,
Costa del Sol or somewhere!

Go have a well-deserved hol,
It's certainly time for a rest,
Go have a swim, get some sunbathing in,
Before you’re too far past your best!

Leave us poor sods still slogging away,
Swan off on a permanent break;
Go have the absolute time of your life;
A good time for good time’s sake!

And now that you’ve got your bus pass,
No excuse for not coming to visit;
If you're ever over this way,
Call in for some tea and a biscuit!

It's been fantastic working with you,
But sadly it’s now your last day;
Here’s to an ace retirement,
May many great times come your way!


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