Retirement Poem Gifts Personalized Touch Someone's Heart & Make them Laugh With This Free Funny Retirement Poem Gift

Welcome

You've worked your arse off all these years,

But you are still as sprightly as an elf;
Before you get too old and knackered,
Go off and enjoy yourself!

It’s true, you can't take it with you,
So go spend all your cash without care,
Drinking cocktails and dancing on tables,
In the Costa del Sol or somewhere!

Go have a well-deserved holiday,
It certainly is time for a rest,
Go have a swim, get some sunbathing in,
Before you’re too far past your best!

Leave us poor sods still slogging away,
Swan off on a permanent break;
Go have the absolute time of your life;
A good time for a good time’s sake!

And now that you’ve got your bus pass,
No excuse for not coming to visit;
So if you are ever over this way,
Call in for some tea and a biscuit!

It has been fantastic working with you,
But sadly it’s now your last day;
Here’s to a brilliant retirement,
May many great times come your way!

xxx