Happy Birthday to you,

Stick your head down the loo,
Taste it don't waste it,
Happy Birthday to you!

Happy birthday to you,

You smell just like pooh;
No-one likes your hairstyle,
And no-one likes you!

Now maybe that is going a bit too far! A little girl who had just got a new hairdo for her birthday party might well be upset even if she did know it was a joke!

Here at 2 Keep Forever Personalised Poems we pride ourselves on getting the humour in our poetry just right so that it amuses people without causing them any offence. So if you want to touch someone's heart and make them laugh on their birthday, then order a unique personalized birthday poem from us - it really will be the icing on the cake!

We are intrigued by the origins of alternative birthday songs like the ones above, and also how they have spread. If you know of any please tell us about them, and where and when you have heard them, or any other comment you would like to make in the comments box below.