kirkgate market leeds custom business poem shopping

Leeds Shopping Atmosphere Custom Business Poem Promoting Businesses In Leeds

Leeds is chic & stylish,

The ‘Knightsbridge of the North’,
A cool and unique place to shop,
Strut your stuff, pose and so forth!

There’s merchandise to suit all tastes,
 Trendy, retro or kitsch;
Exclusive designer boutiques,
Leeds has it all if you’re rich!

There’s the famous Victoria Quarter,
Marble columns, mosaic floor;
Home to Harvey Nichols,
Paul Smith, Westwood and Jigsaw!

Exclusive British designers,
Vuitton, Diesel, many more;
If you’ve a spare grand for a handbag,
You’ll find what you’re looking for!
The Corn Exchange is worth a look,
Such marvellous history;
These days it’s a culture exchange,
The place for young trendies to be!

Check out the market at Granary Wharf,
For something more exotic,
Didgeridoos, Egyptian mummies,
And all things arty or gothic!

Not to forget The Light,
A whole town in itself;
Nightclubs, a multi-screen cinema,
Hotel & Esporta Health!

But far the best is Kirkgate Market,
Breathtaking ceiling on high;
Bag any bargain that you desire,
Ghee, octopus or pork pie!

If you’re a shopping addict,
You’ll shop ‘til your legs collapse;
Maybe don’t do Leeds in the sales,
And just stick to TK Maxx!

Recharge your batteries in between shops,
Don’t die a bargain vulture!
Relax and gaze at the stunners,
Vive the new café culture!

City workers walking fast,
Got no time to stop;
Young men here for just one thing,
To watch young ladies shop!

Chavs and Townies brushing shoulders,
Beggars so assertive;
Big issue sellers wherever you look,
Buskers slightly furtive!

Sip on a cappuccino,
Watch all the brash hunks swaggering;
Brave one of many rough pubs for a pint,
With drunks cross-eyed and staggering!

Back round Briggate if there’s still time,
To search for last minute deals,
Then run like hell for the bus or train,
Screech off in your flashy wheels!

If you’ve travelled here in a car,
Watch the time! Don’t lose track!
Parking in Leeds costs an arm and a leg,
You’ll have to take the handbag back!

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