Love Poetry For Him Personalized Free Funny Cynical Love Poem 2 Say "Yes" 2 His Marriage Proposal

Welcome

To my present love ___________,

Thank you very much for your proposal,
For asking me to marry you!
I do like the sparkly ring a lot,
But aren't so sure about saying 'I do'!

You are a bit unreliable,
And your bad habits make me squeam;
But I suppose you do scrub up OK,
And we're not too bad as a team!

You don't always piss me off too much,
Or bore me completely to death;
Your BO isn't so unbearable,
And you haven't got too rancid breath!

So maybe I could put up with you,
For a few wedded years or more;
As long as you don't become too fat,
Too depressed or too much of a bore!

Perhaps as a husband you won't be so bad,
Though heaven is not where we're heading;
And I'm not really sure if I can be arsed,
With planning a bloody wedding!

I suppose I can be in love with you,
When I try hard to make myself feel it;
Oh go on then, I suppose you'll do,
Let's go ahead and seal it!

So where are you going to take me,
To celebrate our news?
Hope you'll use some imagination,
And do more than just get in some booze!

lots of love from your future spouse __________ xxx

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