Welcome

To my gorgeous hunky Frederick,

It's the 29th of Feb today,
Two thousand and twelve's a leap year,
As a husband you'd be A-OK!
 
You're my knight in shining armour,
Drop-dead gorgeous too;
The sexiest man in the universe,
I'm so in love with you!

There's much more to you than meets the eye,
Like your skills around the house;
Plumbing, electrics, fixing up shelves,
You've sure got plenty of nouse!

You put up fences, decorate,
Cook meals and fix the car;
It seems there's no end to your talents,
In the bedroom you're a shining star!

I admit you're a bit of a killjoy at times,
Stopping me dancing on tables;
And when I come home arseholed*,
After drinks at Glen and Mabel's!

You're not very good with money,
But I'll be in charge of the cash;
Don't worry I'll let you have a bit,
So you can still go out on the lash**!

Most of all I love the way,
We always have loads of fun,
Joking around and having a laugh,
My heart you have truly won!

So here's an important question for you,
Please will you marry me?
If you say "Yes" I'll be over the moon,
As happy as can be!

lots of love from your devoted wench, Amanda xxx

*British slang for very drunk

**British slang for go out drinking with friends to get drunk