On the 29th of April,
In the year 2011,
A girl called Kate wed Prince William,
A match truly made in heaven!
‘Twas 2001 when they first met,
At St Andrews University;
9 years later they got engaged,
No love was more meant to be!
The Foot Guards, the Household Cavalry,
And thousands of guests were at Westminster Abbey;
Kate’s sister Pippa was her maid of honour,
William's best man, Prince Harry!
The Archbishop of Canterbury married them,
Kate was now aristocracy!
The media were in such a frenzy,
A common girl marrying royalty!
Kate wore a white designer dress,
And a tiara lent by the Queen;
William donned his Colonel’s uniform,
And billions watched on a screen!
Once married they appeared at Buckingham Palace,
For all the crowds to see;
Waving from the royal balcony;
Then the whole world had a party!
At long last they got a bit of peace,
In the Seychelles on honeymoon;
What a relief! But only 10 days,
Royal duties recommenced very soon!