Welcome

We do hope you're not busy,

On the 7th of September,
Do make a note in your diaries,
To make sure you remember!

For Lancelot and Maybelline
Are becoming man and wife!
Yes I couldn't believe it either,
It's the biggest surprise of my life!

We would love it if you joined us,
On this very special occasion,
The ceremony will be at 3,
At the Church down in Market Rasen.

Then to the Feltham Hotel by 5,
For a slap up meal and a dance,
A piss-up to beat all piss-ups,
And plenty of joy and romance!

Please, no wedding gifts thank you,
Bride and groom will be delighted;
If you'd make a donation instead,
To Stray Cats and Canines United!

We are looking forward to seeing you,
Let me know if you can come;
Hope you can make it, lots of love,
Edna, the blushing bride's Mum! xxx